Jesse and Alicia's Utah Rap

So Jesse was bored one day in his English class and decided to start writing the lyrics for a rap as a creative outlet. He came home quite excited to show me his "Utah Rap." As we drove on our trip to visit Utah, we decided to add a few finishing lines together and, wallah! The results can be seen in the video below. This shows Jesse performing his rap. I also typed up the lyrics below, so you can read along. Its quite clever, I must admit we got a good laugh out of this.


Hey, my name's Jesse and I'm from da hood,
That's right, L-town Utah, so you know dis'll be good.
I'm a white, white rapper tryin to get on da map,
I say things like heck ya, yes please, and crack is whack.
Yeah, got married at 19, want kids by 21,
Prolly end up with 12 daughters, 3 dogs, and 9 sons.
I shop at Sam's Club, buy lots for cheap,
And my everyday language doesn't sound like beep bleepity beep.
I play with the basketball, but I ain't a baller,
I love my family so everyday I give em a hollar.
One minute its hot, the next its stormin,
And I think LSD is a dislexic Mormon.
In a town so safe its weird to possess a knife,
I am a little outside the norm, cuz I only got one wife.
I eat my jello green, not yellow, red, or blue,
My alcohol of choice... well, its Mountain Dew.
When the family takes a trip they pile in the SUV,
Oh yeah, and 2 cars, plus a van that's mini.
Round here, all the meals come with fry sauce,
That's right, ketchup mayo blend- all included in da cost.
We're always late, but never in a hurry,
And if I say dang, its on the verge of dirty.
You think you can sing? Well we know we're betta,
We got the Mo-Tab, and homeboy David Archuleta.
So what if I'm a little behind on my style,
I got Deseret Industries on my speed dial.
Don't watch rated R, but wanna see the Matrix?
Its ok, you can get it edited at Flix.
Exactly 106% of Utahns vote Republican,
And when there's a special event, we use the good spray tan.
Our state's so rich, but there's one thing we lack,
Look around..... do you see anyone who's black?